Kno KO - One
Shamelessly promotiong my friend’s abilities and sexual prowess.
- NVIDIA did not hire Ko Ihara to just make chips. They could’ve hired Frito-Lay to do that. NVIDIA hired Ko Ihara to make FAST chips.
- Ko Ihara has been eating frenzy…devouring all the potato chips. Only NVIDIA chips are allowed to exist.
- One look of Ko Ihara’s eyebrows and women climax…twice. Once for each brow.
- When Ko Ihara was brought to the hospital, the doctor did not know what to do with him: “This is just an ass. Where’s the rest of him?”
- During a race, Ko Ihara ran circles around Jay Garrick so fast Jay Garrick’s clothes came off. That’s why Jay Garrick is better known as The Flash.
- When Ko Ihara was born, his mother’s birth channel burned. That’s because Ko Ihara is so fast he leaves a trail of sparks.
- In H.S., Ko Ihara was offered a job as the spokesmodel for BMW. BMW soon realized that was a mistake when Ko Ihara left the BMW sportscar in the dust.
- When you found Ko Ihara in the lab early in the morning, it was not because he was there all night. Ko Ihara is so FAST, when he rolled out of bed, he ended up in the lab.
- Ko Ihara’s license plate holder reads: “I’d rather be running.”
- Ko Ihara does not sleep. He waits till you’re asleep and sneaks into your room to watch you.
- There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Ko Ihara.
- You walk into a bar and Ko Ihara’s your wingman, you’re probably gonna get laid.
